This was formerly titled “Random Bits, Bon Mots & Bullshit.” I write a lot of these from the bus I take to and from work, and I got tired of the original title…
There’s no such thing as “assless” chaps. Chaps always show your ass – especially if you’re not wearing pants. These are the types of things that run through my mind when I’m on the bus.
I’m not in a rush, but I don’t have a lot of time. Makes sense, right?
By definition, every religion can be classified as a cult.
Rosanne Barr has been a tasteless bigot and a moron for a long time. No one should be surprised by her recent antics. They’re not new or shocking. And you can’t be a bigot and not be a moron.
Do people still need to be reminded not to leave their dog in their car when the weather gets hot? Come on…
The European Union is banning straws and Q-Tips because of environmental concerns. I am really trying to not use straws anymore, this video being, you guessed it, the last straw.
On a related note, the current issue of National Geographic has a sobering and scary cover story on plastic and the danger it increasingly is becoming to our planet. Did you know that eight million tons of plastic are dumped in the oceans every year? Did you know the average time a plastic grocery bag is used is 20 minutes? But the lifespan is forever.
LeBron James, GOAT. Because nobody else in NBA history played this much (played all 82 games for the first time in his career), this great (averaged 27.5 points per game; practically single-handedly got the Cavs to the NBA Finals) at this age (33 years old).
Here’s the new single from my all-time favorite band of all-time: