Naked Man Punches Cars in Parking Lot

BECAUSE, Florida, of course:

From the Miami Herald:

“A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!” cops say.

Indian River County sheriff’s deputies arrested Jonathan Boettcher, 46, and charged him with disorderly public intoxication.

According to the arrest report, a deputy arrived at a Publix on U.S. 1 in Vero Beach Thursday night to find Boettcher swinging his arms and yelling while wearing no shirt and no underwear, but with basketball shorts around his ankles.”

When asked why he was naked, the man reportedly said it’s because he wasn’t used to the Florida weather.


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