FILE UNDER “YOU’RE KIDDING ME” > The Hallmark Channel has announced they’ll be premiering 34 NEW, original Christmas movies this year. THIRTY-FOUR? Who the hell writes all these? Better yet, who the hell will watch all these? Apparently enough people watch to warrant THIRTY FOUR NEW FREAKING CHRISTMAS MOVIES!
All the details are here.
In addition, Lifetime announced last week that they’ll have 18 new holiday movies hitting coming out this year.