Bits and Bon Mots

A really nice ink pen can do wonders for the soul.

Moth balls remind me of my grandmother and that puts me in a good mood. 

Does the Locks of Love charity take back hair?

Guys who wear their lifting belts outside the gym.

Folks under 70 wearing sunglasses indoors: blind, moron, or black eye for being a moron?

I often flounder on the sea of rudderless destiny.

Some might say there’s a woman to blame. Deep down though, you know its your own goddamn fault.

And for fuck’s sake, what bartender is going to lose and then search for a salt shaker?!? Just go grab one from another damn table.

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